Chicago's Spooky Attractions

Halloween is fast approaching and you are in search of the thrill of your life. If you are looking to be freaked out by an out of this world experience this year, stick with us. Haunted Houses have come a long way and there are some places that have been created in recent years where the creator's goal is to make sure you are get down into the fetal position either before you exit and after. It really doesn't matter when it happens as long as it does. And if you are a return customer, never fear, the goal is to change things up each year so that you will be just as freaked out this year as you were last. But all in all, your main issue is to make sure that you find a place of fright in Chicago that will have you screaming out the safe word before you are even five minutes into your experience. If that is what you are seeking, then this is what you should be looking for.

There are a few watchwords that you need to keep in mind as you look for your haunted venue. Always keep at the forefront of your mind places that would be described as disturbing, traumatizing and nightmarish. In other words, if at the end of your experience you find yourself saying that you just had the most terrifying experience on earth, you will have reached your goal. Haunted houses have come a very long way in recent years. There are some venues that offer such an intensely terrifying experience that some say you would have to be a sadist to even sign up for it. But since you are reading this guide, you must be one of those people craving this kind of experience. One thing that we recommend is to look for haunted house that takes more than five minutes to walk through. You need to find a place that will work on your senses for at least one hour. There are venues that offer much longer, but one hour is a good start. This way your stamina for all things horror will be severely tested and isn't that what you are looking for? Also, find a place that makes you sign a waiver before you enter. Believe us when we tell you that if you have to sign a waiver just to get in, this isn't going to be a few rubber masks and lights going on and off.

Most of the idea of signing a waiver is for allowing yourself to be tied up, gagged, covered in blood and much, much more. There are accounts of people being stuffed into freezers and caskets, nearly drowned in water and forced to eat some of the most disgusting looking substances you will find anywhere. Now you can see why you had to sign a waiver. Now, there is another aspect of a haunted house experience that we must discuss. Of these extreme venues, some of them allow you to have a safe word ready if you have had enough and truly want the torture to stop. But there are other places that do not provide for this sort of thing. In these, you must make it all the way through, there is no quitting. So, that is a decision that you will need to make when you are seeking out your night of extreme horror. What we are saying is that you have options. It all depends on the level of intensity you are seeking. But if you truly have a burning desire to be left shivering and crying as you lie in the fetal position, then there is a haunted house out there that can accommodate you.

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